Why don't women laugh at sexist jokes?

Because they don't have a sense of humour.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Because he didn't have any arms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who comes in your letterbox once a month?

Sick.

What do you say to a recent University Arts thesis student?

Big Mac & Fries Please.

Put down the gun...

Stand back from the ledge...

Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive...

What is it when men talk nasty to women?

Sexual Harasment.

What is it when women talk nasty to men?

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What's got four legs and one arm?

A rottweiler.

Why don't men trust women?

Would you trust anything that bled for three days and didn't die?

Why does Mike Tyson always have tears in his eyes during sex?

Mace.