The godlike Gary & Tony of Men Behaving Badly. Nuff' said.

The godlike Vic 'n' Bob. For being god-like.

The godlike Homer Simpson. What can you say?

The godlike Irish Steve from Braveheart. For having class.

The godlike Shane 'The Martini Man' MacGowan from the Pogues - constantly pissed.

The godlike Yeltsin for being both pissed on the job and the most famous drinkster.

The godlike Trevor McDonald, for saying 'cunt' on the 10 o'clock news.

The godlike Python people, for making sillness acceptable.

The godlike Mel Gibson, for making us Scots proud with Braveheart.

The godlike Father Jack. Sober once in 12 years - much like Shane from the Pogues.

The godlike Mohammed Malik. For Drinking 288 pints in one month to win a competition in his local. Beating the target of 72 pints in one month by a fair number, the company holding the comp. awarded Mr Malik the tee-shirt (and a few other goodies), before soon withdrawing the offer

The not godlike but-worth-a-mention Mark Morrison. For managing to appear four times in the one month in Loaded's Platinum Rogues section.

The godlike Stephen May, for getting utterly drunk, being found by police and trying to start a fight with them, before singing "Deedle dee, deedle dee, d and d, a �100 fine for me". He was later fined �100.

The godlike 100,000 people at the 2-night Oasis Loch Lomond concerts, for drinking 1,000,000 pints between them. (10 pints per man, woman and child). Makes you proud.

The godlike Neil Morrisey and Martin Clunes for, not only being in Men Behaving Badly, but having been made to appear in court on numerous occasions for different illegal acts.

Russian soldiers for selling their tank to the enemy because they were drunk and needed the money for a few bottles of wiskey and some fags. The multi-million pound tank was then exchanged for just enough cash for this.

The godlike Chris Evans for being a nutter basically and taking things as they come along - as everyone should do.